What I learned in traffic... (vol 1)

It is a reality that there is traffic everywhere so me being typically Pinoy, I just thought of ways to deal with it. Since I love to read, I practically read everything from the taxi cab company names to bumper stickers and of course the vandals in buses and the jeepney stickers :)

Here is what I have learned so far:

1. EC 2 GET HARD 2 4GET
- I read this sa bus. Super laugh trip since it was made from those colored cut out stickers and it was huge! :)

2. Basta driver, sweet lover
3. God knows Hudas not pay
4. Barya lang po sa umaga
- 2, 3 and 4 are from jeepney stickers

5. Badge not honored
- This one is from a bus (I think almost all buses have this) which basically tells policemen that they cannot ride for free. A badge is not equal to a peso and it will never be so pay up!

6. Ang "katok" sa pinto, ang "sutsot" sa aso ang "para" ay sa tao.
- This was painted on a jeepney ceiling. As in those old fashioned jeeps with wood panels and not the stainless ones like now.

Maybe you guys have some more to share, please do!